teen pregnancy is more acceptable than being gay and that’s really sad
vinoxe: vinoxe: werescott: vinoxe: popcorn i need popcorn For you omg thanks WAIT
warpedesto: do you ever just make a friend and think I am so glad this friend is mine
oomshi: internetexplorers: I JUST WANT TO WRAP MYSELF UP IN A THOUSAND FLUFFY PUPPIES
ghosteh13: voice-of-tartarus: demeaniac: what if with our first clot of air when we are born we inhale a soul, and every time we breathe out, we squeeze a tiny part of our souls out. would our final breath actually be the very last soul fragment leaving our bodies? Woah woah wait you know those things that say “you become like the 5 people you hang out with the most” that would explain...
The smell of her hair, the taste of her mouth, the feeling of her skin seemed to...– George Orwell (via ohfairies)
dieceased: remember that one time you called your teacher mom
catswithbenefits: catswithbenefits: why did the road cross the chicken? [TUMBLR GOLD MEMBERSHIP REQUIRED TO VIEW JOKE]
theanti90smovement: why go to school when u can spend ur time chopping down a tree with a plastic knife?
biologytextbook: *presses clear button on calculator 12 times*
jesussbabymomma: is it petsmart or petsmart
sloth-grunge: do you think if i die now i’ll have enough time to be reincarnated as kim kardashians baby
megaman2: megaman2: “mickey mouse it says you want to divorce minnie because she was…… extremely silly?” “no, i said she was fucking goofy” please stop reblogging this i stole this joke from my brother
quazza: i am reminded that english is a flawed language every time I am forced to use “that that” in a sentence
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